These are the latest teaser posters for "The Tripper", written by my childhood friend and high school band-mate Joe Harris, and directed by David Arquette.
For more on Joe (he of X-Men, Spider-Man, and Darkness Falls fame), click HERE.

Pisces Birthday Horoscope
February 27th

The person born on this day is ruled by the planet Mars. This gives this person the gift of desire and drive. the other ruling planet for Pisces is Jupiter which adds wisdom and expansion to the mix. with this great vision of the real world around them, the February 27th person can accomplish almost any thing that is presented to them.

Don’t be surprised with what you think others are thinking. You may be right. Your telepathic and empathic abilities are in a heightened state. Use them wisely and don’t allow the paranoia to overtake you.






For more on Pisces, click here...







Fellow piscians include Nicolaus Copernicus, George Washington, Pierre Auguste Renoir, Edgar Cayce, John Steinbeck, Alexander Graham Bell, Nat King Cole, Johnny Cash, George Harrison, Roger Daltrey, and Rupert Murdoch.

Aren't worried? You may not be paying close enough attention...

Bees. We've all been stung by them. Myself, I was stung on the kneecap during recess at Miss Barbara's Nursery School in 1977. This bee news has me feeling the same I did that afternoon. Confused and frightened.

The Bees are leaving us.
Beekeepers in 22 states have reported bees dying in huge numbers.
Click on the pretty flower for a link to CBS' "The Case of the Vanishing Bees".

Finally!

Good news everyone! The Antichrist is here! But don't fret -- this ain't your momma's Antichrist, it's a new kind of Antichrist! A gentle, no-nonsense, lexus-drivin' Antichrist here to usher in a new age for us all!
He's Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, and he swears he is God! And who are we to be skeptical?

• De Jesus’s followers believe they are God’s true chosen people and call their children the “super race.”
• He has a "666" tattoo on his arm, and encourages his followers to do the same.
  
• "The Antichrist is not the devil," de Jesus tells his congregation; "he's the being who replaces Jesus on Earth. Antichrist is the best person in the world," he says.
  
• The awesomest part? De Jesus teaches that the Devil has been destroyed, and that Hell does not exist. Hence, those who accept his word as true are allowed to indulge in sin.

Even Grandma loves it!

Want to know more on the fun-lovin'-est de Jesus since John Turturro in The Big Lebowski? Here's a cursory explanation -- CNN Article -- and here we go deeper down the rabbit hole -- "Creciendo en Gracia".

Guest Sonnet by Hamish MacAoidh

Truth #1

"Some things are just impossible -- most things,"
she said. The afternoon grew gray with fear
and dismal blew the wind; imaginings
of cruelly silent van-winged birds and leer-
ing taloned dwarfs swarmed spastic down my days;
dark dread fell dizzy from the fading stars,
fell sickly churning in primeval haze
before a dank abysmal cave of scars:

in rheumy gloom an antique hag spilled bones
of dice -- stark weird of dead men's dreaming springs;
dull sodden eyes scanned past of unborn moans;
blood screamed for light, but gealed by mucous wings
could hear in time's ice-womb, bone-reft of sight,
her howling laughter rape the shrieking night.

from Sonnets From The Surd

Hamish MacAoidh was (and is) a professor of mine, whom I studied under in college, and now again in the hard glare of the everyday.

Apparently, the Year of the Pig won't save us...

This year ushers in The Year of the Pig! For all of us who were thinking "Man, I can't wait for the Year of the Pig to begin. Then we'll have us some peace!", get ready for some disappointment.

Chinese soothsayers (who I've never known to be wrong) are predicting a year filled with strife and gun battles.

It's not all bad, though. Click on the pig to read on.

I personally am counting the days until The Year of the Rat, often characterized by wildly erratic bursts of joy and high-pitched singing with angular banjos.

... learn to hide your intentions...

The brain scan that can read people's intentions...


Call for ethical debate over possible use of new technology.
A team of world-leading neuroscientists has developed a powerful technique that allows them to look deep inside a person's brain and read their intentions before they act.

Great news, huh?

Click on the poster of the great David Cronenberg film above for more about how technology will solve all our problems!

... attacks on Jews hits record high...

Image from The Nuremberg Chronicle called "The Burning of the Jews", dated CCCXXv.

The Chronicle is probably the most sophisticated printed book published before the year 1500 because of its use of different graphic layouts that integrate text and image in more varied ways than anything that had previously been attempted.

Attacks on Britain's Jews have risen to the highest level since records began.
-- The Anti-Semitic Incidents Report 2006, compiled by the Community Security Trust (CST).

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.

Specialization is for insects.

I have been on quite a David Lynch kick as of late. From the terrible beauty of "The Elephant Man" to the enigma wrapped in a paradox "Mulholland Drive" to the sweetness of "The Straight Story", I so admire this Artist. Also, I'm very excited to try his new line of coffee. Yes, coffee.

Above, his sculpture "Eat My Fear", which was his contribution to the NYC CowParade 2000. It was rejected by the commission.

It ruminates.

This is the "Slender Loris", found in southern Sri Lanka. The fossil record of the loris extends back to the Early Miocene (20 million years ago).

Populations of this small primate are declining because of deforestation, and conservationists plan to restore its habitat and establish corridors between fragmented areas of forest.

Also, it clearly is wiser than any of us, and as we've learned thoughout history, nobody likes a smartass.

The Slender Loris knows what you're thinking as you read this, and may very well be just under your desk, deciding wether to

a) crawl up your leg, or

b) watch you later from its perch on your slowly rising/falling chest as you sleep.

For more on this creature, and the conservation program newly designed for the world's strangest creatures, click here.

a watched pot never boils...

The Doomsday Clock is on the go!

5 minutes to midnight.

Scientists have moved the minute hand of the Doomsday Clock closer to midnight to reflect the growing concerns of global terrorism, the unchecked nuclear ambitions of Iran and North Korea and -- in a first -- the threat of climate change.
The clock was first set 60 years ago by an elite group of nuclear scientists at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, shortly after the United States dropped its atomic bombs on Japan. It was meant to symbolize the perils facing humanity from nuclear weapons.
But for the first time, the clock is also registering the threat of global warming, which they call a "second nuclear age."

Click on the timely photo above for more information on The Doomsday Clock.
Since 1947, its Doomsday clock's minute hand has been moved 18 times. Some key years:

• 1953: Set at two minutes before midnight -- its closest proximity to doom -- after the United States and the Soviet Union detonated hydrogen bombs.
• 1991: Moved to its furthest point from doom -- 17 minutes to midnight -- when a new global nuclear arms treaty was signed.
• 2002: Set at seven minutes before midnight, a few months after 9/11 and after the United States withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty.

The decision to move the minute hand is made by the Bulletin's Board of Directors in consultation with its board of sponsors, which include Stephen Hawking and 18 Nobel laureates.

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose...

Click on the poster for some photos I shot in Paris during the 2005 riots.

"When you read music, there is a part of your creativity that shuts down. It's like learning to paint with coloring books. It's like coloring within the lines - you don't take off. When you think about it, what music notes or a coloring book does is stifles creativity."

- David Lynch

David Lynch's new film, Inland Empire, opens very soon. It is a three hour dream-ramble complete with evil and rabbits in suits, and all shot on Digital Video.
"It's about a film within a film. There's nothing to see, there's no script," one top international buyer said.
Needless to say, I am very excited. His work is pure talent, pure vision. Mulholland Drive is one of my favorite movie experiences. Call me if you need to know what happened (I looked it up on the interweb).
Click here to see the Theatrical Trailer.

From the past... Sesame Street's "Subway"

Robert Anton Wilson is free!

“Belief is the death of intelligence. As soon as one believes a doctrine of any sort, or assumes certitude, one stops thinking about that aspect of existence.”

“Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.”

“Nothing of any importance can be taught. It can only be learned, and with blood and sweat.”

-- Robert Anton Wilson (1932-NEVER)


his effect on me cannot be understated.
-H

"Robert Anton Wilson Defies Medical Experts and leaves his body @4:50 AM on binary date 01/11."
-- taken from his website, http://hostgator.rawilson.com/main.shtml



Here is a PDF of his amazing work, Prometheus Rising (click on book)


"what the Thinker thinks, the Prover proves"

fnord

This justifies my entire day...

The Poet's Hovel (I)

Today I looked inside a book
So I could hide my hands
Which shook for reasons I refuse to see
For things I wish unknown to me
For indiscretions past and near
For old repressions milky-clear
The acts I saw another do
Who had no soul and spoke not true
I shrink from all those days and nights
Rent rooms in words that others write
And keep the shades drawn from the light.

HM 2007

Photo Series: Kings Park Psychiatric Center

This is a series of photographs I took at The Kings Park Psychiatric Center.

History:
Originally known as The Kings Park Lunatic Asylum. It was established in 1885 on more than 800 acres. Fifty-five patients were moved into three wooden houses. However, as more buildings were constructed, patients came to fill them. Eventually, the staggering size of the chronic patient population coupled with ever-growing admission rates filled the dormitories beyond capacity. Manual labor and relaxation gave way to more drastic techniques for treatment, including insulin shock therapy, electric shock therapy, and prefrontal lobotomies.
The Center completely closed in 1996.


See the series at:
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Hunter S Thompson

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
Hunter S. Thompson

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
Hunter S. Thompson

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
Hunter S. Thompson

The Heaviest Burden

Can you handle this? I'm not sure you can - H

What if a demon crept up to you one day and said to you, "This life as you live it now and have lived it, you will have to live again and again, times without number, and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and all the unspeakably small and great in your life must return to you and everything in the same series and sequence - and in the same way this spider and this moonlight among the trees, and this same way this moment and I myself. The eternal hour glass of existence will be turned again and again - and you with it, you dust of dust!" - Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who thus spoke? Or have you experienced a tremendous moment in which you would have answered him, "You are a God and never have I heard anything more divine!" If this thought gained power over you it would, as you are now, transform and perhaps crush you, the question in all and everything: "do you want this again and again, times without number?" would lie as the heaviest burden upon all your actions. Or how well would you have to be disposed towards yourself and towards life would you have to become to have no greater desire than this eternal sanction and seal?

Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

The Nietzsche Channel: http://thenietzschechannel.fws1.com/popular.htm

New Year's Haunted Photo Series

Here is the "trapped in a copper pan" series of photos, taken 12/30/06.
The story behind these is that the copper pans were purchased at a
yard sale. What the buyer did not know was that the souls of the
damned were trapped in these copper pans by a witch.

It happens.

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A Hearty Welcome

You. Yes, you.
Look behind you.

Alright, that was just an old trick.

I'm pleased you're here. Please enjoy my first foray into
blogging.

I'm hiding in your closet with a laptop and a WIFI system.