Movie Review Haiku

The Ninth Configuration

Fascinating mess
Theological treatise
Existence of God?

**1/2 Stars (out of 5)

Pitchers and Catchers and Strength Coaches (Oh My!)

The above is the cover of this month's Sports Illustrated:

Johan Santana has yet to throw a pitch for the Mets, but his arrival in camp has lifted the gloom from last season's historic collapse and given New York a reason to believe again.

It has been a long winter. As a NY Mets and NY Jets fan, life has been dull. Soporific. There has been a void. What kind of void? An empty void (Love and Death).
But wait! What's this?! A glimmer of hope?
Surely I'm not setting myself up to be disappointed again!?

The season is coming. The season is coming.

The four page article, here.