Good news everyone! The Antichrist is here! But don't fret -- this ain't your momma's Antichrist, it's a new kind of Antichrist! A gentle, no-nonsense, lexus-drivin' Antichrist here to usher in a new age for us all!
He's Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda, and he swears he is God! And who are we to be skeptical?
- De Jesus’s followers believe they are God’s true chosen people and call their children the “super race.”
- He has a "666" tattoo on his arm, and encourages his followers to do the same.
- "The Antichrist is not the devil," de Jesus tells his congregation; "he's the being who replaces Jesus on Earth. Antichrist is the best person in the world," he says.
- The awesomest part? De Jesus teaches that the Devil has been destroyed, and that Hell does not exist. Hence, those who accept his word as true are allowed to indulge in sin.
Even Grandma loves it!
Want to know more on the fun-lovin'-est de Jesus since John Turturro in The Big Lebowski? Here's a cursory explanation -- CNN Article -- and here we go deeper down the rabbit hole -- "Creciendo en Gracia".
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