Tuesday, December 2, 2008

'Tis Coveting Season



Drunk -- "A toast!"
Leo Bloom -- (agreeing) "A toast... to what?"
Drunk -- "To... to toast, I love toast."



I am one of those rare individuals who cannot differentiate between "wants" and "needs".
And so, I really, really need this. More than anything.


The Darth Vader Toaster


I will be completely inconsolable this Holiday Season if I am made to eat toast without Darth Vader's image burned into each delectable slice.

A close second is THIS.