Leo Bloom -- (agreeing) "A toast... to what?"
Drunk -- "To... to toast, I love toast."
I am one of those rare individuals who cannot differentiate between "wants" and "needs".
And so, I really, really need this. More than anything.
The Darth Vader Toaster

I will be completely inconsolable this Holiday Season if I am made to eat toast without Darth Vader's image burned into each delectable slice.
A close second is THIS.