Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Some Things I'd Like To Do Before I Die.


  • Address the United States Congress.
  • Own a Robot Manservant, and treat it so well that he'll protect me from the other Robot Manservants' when they rise against humanity.
  • Travel to Russia and wear a furry hat.
  • Be in a meeting where one of my advisers says "Sounds great! Well the first thing we'll need is a white robe."
  • Find out the true meaning of my tattoo.
  • Travel to Machu Picchu and nap in a shaded corner.
  • Sit in my personal library surrounded by old paperback books, breathing deeply through my nose.
  • Train for a Biathlon. Then subsequently realize what kind of commitment this actually entails. Spend the rest of the afternoon at White Castle.

In the meantime, here's some riddles (if you enjoy that kind of thing).