Apartment too small? Head to Austria and steal something!

Do you hate paying those NYC prices for your tiny apartment? Is your gym too expensive? Do you pine for floor-to-ceiling windows? Have you considered crime? Then Justice Center Leoben is the place for you!
Justice Center Leoben is a minimum security prison in Austria that includes sunny rooms, ping-pong, a truly wonderful state-of-the-art gym, conjugal visit rooms which look like this:


and places to reflect on your mild indiscretions like this:


Simply put, Justice Center Leoben has it all!
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