Who's Watching The Watchmen?

If you don't know about WATCHMEN, you soon will. Widely known as the greatest graphic novel ever written, Alan Moore's WATCHMEN has been turned into a film by Zach Snyder, he of "300" and "Dawn of the Dead" remake-fame...

Very widely anticipated by geeks and nerds everywhere, cast photos have now been posted on the movie's SITE.

The Comedian

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"Because it's my birthday... and I wants it."
-- Smeagol

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY

February 27, 2008 -- Your fate is in your hands and anyone who tells you otherwise is not to be trusted. Despite what some might say life is not a meaningless jumble of unrelated events - there is a purpose and a plan to everything that happens. If you can find that purpose and join with it there are no limits to what you can do.

You know, for kids!

It's okay. We'll all just head to the Arctic.

Not that anything's going to happen, mind you, but it's real nice that we're taking precautions...

Tomorrow is the unveiling of The Doomsday Vault. The Svalbard Global Seed Vault - secured behind an airlock door - will hold 4.5 million batches of seeds. All the planet's main food crops. You know - should something happen to our stuff.

If only we'd come up with a Bee-Vault...


I'm actually a huge fan of brussels sprouts, and welcome any apocalypse that will force this unheralded food into the spotlight.

Click on the rendering of the "homey", nuclear blast-resistant bunker for the story.

Movie Review Haiku

The Ninth Configuration

Fascinating mess
Theological treatise
Existence of God?

**1/2 Stars (out of 5)

Pitchers and Catchers and Strength Coaches (Oh My!)

The above is the cover of this month's Sports Illustrated:

Johan Santana has yet to throw a pitch for the Mets, but his arrival in camp has lifted the gloom from last season's historic collapse and given New York a reason to believe again.

It has been a long winter. As a NY Mets and NY Jets fan, life has been dull. Soporific. There has been a void. What kind of void? An empty void (Love and Death).
But wait! What's this?! A glimmer of hope?
Surely I'm not setting myself up to be disappointed again!?

The season is coming. The season is coming.

The four page article, here.

The Sabbath

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
Poisoning their brainwashed minds.

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave that role to poor.

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'til their judgement day comes.

Now in darkness world stops turning
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the war pig's crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings.
-- War Pigs, Black Sabbath

relevant.

Friday PostiALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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Do you know where this character is from?
If you do, I'll send you a check for fifteeALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

Movie Review Haiku

Sunshine

High Solar Tension
Within Kubrickian Space
When Sunny Gets Blue

**** stars (out of 5)

Cheaters and Liars.

Today's Lesson:
Cheaters and Liars don't always win...


Perhaps someone is watching over us...

The February Classic

Each February, a sacred rite of passage is held.
It's where all the hard work pays off, the victors drink the blood of their enemies, and the pretenders are left wailing in misery.

It's PUPPY BOWL IV.



Click HERE for this year's starting line-ups.

Last year's contest was brutal, in-your-face action. This year, I expect similar "never say die" attitudes from the combatants.
Just look into the eyes of a previous warrior, Domino.


His furious intensity is what this contest is all about.

This year I have big money on "Bailey", a Cavanese with the heart of a Champion. Don't count out "Finnigan", though. Although both their play can be neutralized by the dirty play of "Kodiak". He's a real bastard...

Anything an happen.

Half-Time. Super-Bowl. Animal Planet. Be there to witness history.

The 2nd Most Talented Johan (behind Bach)

Mets Rotation for 2008:

Johan Santana
Pedro Martinez
Oliver Perez
John Maine
El Duque

Meet the Mets, meet the Mets,
Step right up and greet the Mets.
Bring your kiddies, bring your wife,
Guaranteed to have the time of your life.
Because the Mets are really sockin' the ball,
Knockin' those home runs over the wall.
East side, West side, everybody's coming down,
To meet the M-E-T-S Mets, of New York town.

Sir Barack, Brave Knight?

'Twas a big weekend for the "forces of Hope". Say what you will about Presidential Candidate Barack Obama -- he gets people out there VOTING. His totals from South Carolina were more than his Republican opponents' totals combined.

Here are this week's newest endorsements of Obama's brand of optimism:

Patrick Kennedy (D - R.I.) and Ted Kennedy's (D - Mass.) endorsement.

and

"A President Like My Father", by Caroline Kennedy.

For this candidate's positions on the issues, jump HERE.

Thursdays with Alan...

“You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover is yourself.”

Show Must Go On?

Maybe not --
Head over to United Hollywood for Writer's Strike updates...

For Best Actor, this year I was able to see Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood" and Viggo Mortensen in "Eastern Promises".
Both outstanding.
Bowling-pin wielding "Daniel Plainview" versus naked, knife wielding "Nikolai".
A good matchup.
For all the nominations, jump HERE.

The Coolest Album You've Never Heard

It is rare that something new is unearthed for me -- enter "Talk Talk" and Spirit Of Eden. This is one of the most moving albums I've ever listened to -- again and again (as I work on my latest Project, "Harmony Gates"). It has been my muse.

Talk Talk began in 1981 as a synth-pop band (not my style). They were best known for the hit "It's My Life" (later reborn by No Doubt). Then in 1988, Talk Talk released Spirit Of Eden. It was totally different then anything they'd done before, and it was a commercial disaster, effectively ending their mass popularity.
Spirit Of Eden was recorded in darkness. It's improvisations fuse Jazz, Rock, Classical, and Ambient Soundscapes. It is an intensely spiritual work, and is alternately tranquil and rousing, evocative and unsettling.
Mark Feltham's "fusion harmonica" work is astounding.

5 out of 5.

Inheritance
Nature's son
Don't you know how life goes on
Desperately befriending the crowd
To incessantly drive on
Dress in gold's surrendering gown
Heaven bless you in your calm
My gentle friend
Heaven bless you

The Folly of Feeling Human

"Man - full of emptiness and torn apart with homesickness for the desert, who because of a lack of external enemies and opposition was forced into an oppressive narrowness and regularity of custom - impatiently tore himself apart, persecuted himself, gnawed away at himself, grew upset, and did himself damage - this animal which scraped itself raw against the bars of its cage, which people want to "tame", this impoverished creature, consumed with longing for the wild, had to create in itself an adventure, a torture chamber, an uncertain and dangerous wilderness - this fool, this yearning and puzzled prisoner, was the inventor of "bad conscience". With him was introduced the greatest and weirdest illness, from which human beings up to the present time have not recovered - the suffering of man from his humanness, from himself..."
- Friedrich Nietzsche, On the Genealogy of Morals

PISCES [Feb. 19–March 20]
"I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's," wrote visionary poet William Blake. I suggest you write out that quote and keep it in plain sight throughout 2008. The coming months will be prime time for you to design a highly organized, richly disciplined approach to living the life you want to live, and doing it with such rigor and vigor that you will never again have to be controlled by or pay constant homage to someone else's life plan.





-- my Horoscope via The Village Voice

Movie Review Haiku

ANGEL-A

Love and redemption
per super-model Angel
heavenly Paris

***3/4 Stars (out of 5)

Click the photo for the sublime Trailer.

Movie Review Haiku

No Country For Old Men

The anti-western
Bleak and allegorical
Filtered through two Jews.

**** Stars (out of 5)

I defy you to be grouchy when faced with...

two of these fearsome creatures wrestling....

Click the photo for sugary sweetness.

Good Deed, Good Vocabulary.

Go here.
Get smarter.
Feed hungry people.
'nuff said.

www.freerice.com

(credit to Dana and NPR)

Movie Review Haiku: Rescue Dawn

Rescue Dawn

No schadenfreude here
A Herzog escape drama
Propelled by Method

***1/2 Stars (out of 5)

Back tonight, and maybe for more...

Led Zeppelin is hands-down my favorite all time band. For me, nothing comes close.
They are back tonight in London.

My favorite song is "The Rover", off of Physical Graffiti.

What's your favorite Band, and favorite song?